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![]() Private II ![]() Posts: 4 |
# Thread - 2024-03-17 at 2:01 PM
Hello all, I've noticed there's only a few jokes available in the game with the command !joke Is it possible to add some more? Possible additions:
P.S. Just google "two-liners" and find some more ![]() ------------------ ![]() |
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# Answer: 1 - 2024-03-21 at 11:27 AM
LOL, some good ones in there. Here are a few of my favs; I failed math so many times at school, I can’t even count. It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do. I know they say that money talks, but all mine says is ‘Goodbye.’ Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician. Light travels faster than sound, which is the reason that some people appear bright before you hear them speak. I always take life with a grain of salt. And a slice of lemon. And a shot of tequila. Build a man a fire and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life. |
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# Answer: 2 - 2024-03-26 at 10:18 PM
Good ones |
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![]() Master of Time and Space ![]() Location: Planet Vulcan Posts: 2906 |
# Answer: 3 - 2024-03-29 at 10:38 AM
I think I need to add a !addjoke your joke goes here |
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# Answer: 4 - 2024-03-30 at 1:14 AM
To feed absurd jokes : Where would the Hudson River flow if it had its source in the Himalayas? It's commonly said that "time is money". Do the calculation, at the dollar rate. Given two points A and B, how do you move A without B noticing? |
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# Answer: 5 - 2024-04-07 at 5:57 AM
2024-03-29 at 10:38 AM - BitterSpock: I think I need to add a !addjoke your joke goes here Great idea. |
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