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-Jameson-


Private II





Posts: 3
 # Thread - 2024-03-17 at 2:01 PM
Hello all,

I've noticed there's only a few jokes available in the game with the command !joke

Is it possible to add some more?

Possible additions:

  • I told my wife she was drawing here eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
  • And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life." But John came fifth, and won a toaster.
  • I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.
  • My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort.
  • You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
  • Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
  • Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about that.
  • My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the zoo.
  • You're not completely useless, you can always serve as a bad example.
  • I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay.


P.S. Just google "two-liners" and find some more


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Voodoo


Commander





Posts: 651
 # Answer: 1 - 2024-03-21 at 11:27 AM
LOL, some good ones in there.


Here are a few of my favs;

I failed math so many times at school, I can’t even count.
It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.
I know they say that money talks, but all mine says is ‘Goodbye.’
Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.
Light travels faster than sound, which is the reason that some people appear bright before you hear them speak.
I always take life with a grain of salt. And a slice of lemon. And a shot of tequila.
Build a man a fire and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.


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Long Trang


Gunnery Sergeant I




Posts: 79
 # Answer: 2 - 2024-03-26 at 10:18 PM
Good ones
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BitterSpock


Master of Time and Space




Location: Planet Vulcan
Posts: 2904
 # Answer: 3 - 2024-03-29 at 10:38 AM
I think I need to add a

!addjoke your joke goes here
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La_Tatane_BR


Sergeant Major




Location: Asnières sur Seine
Posts: 110
 # Answer: 4 - 2024-03-30 at 1:14 AM
To feed absurd jokes :

Where would the Hudson River flow if it had its source in the Himalayas?
It's commonly said that "time is money". Do the calculation, at the dollar rate.
Given two points A and B, how do you move A without B noticing?


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Voodoo


Commander





Posts: 651
 # Answer: 5 - 2024-04-07 at 5:57 AM
2024-03-29 at 10:38 AM - BitterSpock:
I think I need to add a

!addjoke your joke goes here


Great idea.


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